Sweden of My Dreams

F. David Horn

The women of Sweden
Learn to pole Vault
when they reach maturity
That way
They can escape
From me and my
Army of fire trucks

Contents
When the World Chews Your Chapped Lips and Spits the Skin Back in Your Face

I'll Listen When You Stop Telling Me What I Want to Hear

The Wharf Rat

What the Hell?

Los Pantalones

My Friend Geech

Doctor Teeth and His Genuine Teeth

My Friend Gill

The Day The Movement De-Railed

Riding Shotgun

Loving Remembrances

The Transmutation of Cheese

Don't Try This at Home

Winter Hits the City

Weekend in Haiti

Keep On Keepin' On, Sir Duke

The Mysterious Civics Paper

Roommate Connection

Vacation

Junk Mail

The Beginning

The Dean Gordon Incident and Other Really Really Short Stories

Freeway

The Race

How We Got Time Travel (But Ended Up Losing Sex)

A Poem About Truth

A Conga Line of Madness

Meet Me at the Motel Deska

L Has Become

The Other

Bovine Waste Control

The Story of Albert the Fish

Gordy

(titled)

The Piracy of Your Own Home

It is Just to Say

This is the Title of This Story, Which is Also Found Several Times in the Story Itself

Watches

Butcher Love

The Boy Who Fell Down a Well

Food

Sweden of My Dreams

Fried Bert

Lawnmower, My Love

I Like Monkeys

Untitled

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